March 2012
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
Walking into McDonalds with more than $5
pokingsmot:
pinkkushh:
Society: Every girl is beautiful. You are all beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
Me during Math Class...
most-awkward-moments:
A Blog for unicorns only!
It's crazy to think that in this very second right...
5 weeks ago: temple run
4 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
2 weeks ago: yolo
1 week ago: kony
this week: draw something
When you're trying to make a funny face but still... →
totally-relatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
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